How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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