Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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