doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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