U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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