do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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