stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
