tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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