i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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