Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
