i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I am naked and annoyed.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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