I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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