Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
ttyl tear gas
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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