i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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