I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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