Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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