i jhust puked up my retainher.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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