Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Shame is for Republicans.
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