hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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