are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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