Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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