this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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