Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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