love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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