i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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