she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so let's talk penis.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Sorry my hands just texted you
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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