Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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