I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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