So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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