Did you just see the Batmobile???
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Randomize
