As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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