About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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