Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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