And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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