At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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