i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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