Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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