Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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