why didn't you poke me back
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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