Will you blow on my dice?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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