Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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