sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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