Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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