i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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