Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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