My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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