I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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