I'm eating all of the evidence.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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