Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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