my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Come on in and take your pants off
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