Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize