That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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