He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
why do cheetos always look like penises
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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