I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Floor bacon is actually really good
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