I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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