How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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