I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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