Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Non-Jews are for practice
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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