How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
that may or may not have been my penis.
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