We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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