do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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