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My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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